You might be middle class if - - -
-You winterize your summer wardrobe, such that it is, by adding socks, stockings, hats and sweaters.
-When you accidentally run out of toilet paper, you rely on kleenex, napkins and even paper towels.
-Whatever you can do yourself you do, rather than paying someone. That could include manicures, pedicures and hair styling for us girls.
-You are robbing Peter to pay Paul,.....you know what I mean: skipping this bill to pay that one.....
-You have been crushed under a mountain of credit card debt, because you were helping others achieve the American dream that, for some reason, illudes you. Duh!
-You have learned to make minor home repairs so you don't have to pay a professional.
-You do NOT answer the phone, if it's on, without the benefit of caller i. d. in case it's a bill collector; again.
Hey, feel free to add to the list. I will too, for there's no shame in my game.
PEACE!