Nathaniel Hawthorne
As we near the end of the 4th of July holiday weekend, you may begin thinking about the job, and dreading that inevitable return on Monday. I'm here to help you take the edge off.
One of many things I've utilized to temper that hate-hate relationship I have with the job is to spread my own brand of what my children call 'lame' sunshine in my own way. I have nicknamed all of my group members except for the one who came with her own already in place. Here goes:
Fearless leader, Out of Office/Auto Reply - These 2 names I assigned to the manager whom I like, for a change. Whenever I send her an e mail and she is present, I get this 'out of office/auto reply' response.
My Girl - My Girl is assistant to the manager and often has to serve in the uncomfortable position of being a buffer between the manager and employees. She probably doesn't know it, but she's also my therapist and vice-president of the all-you-can-eat Brownie Club. I am the club's president.
One Sheet - Our office job results in the use of lots and lots of paper, except for this guy, one of my oldest and dearest friends. He is like a brother to me, always a gentleman, a church man, a family man; and always spreading good cheer. It's amazing that he confines all of a day's work to One Sheet, no more than 2, at the end of any given day.
Fassie aka Ms. Thang-a-lang - This is the black history expert of the group. And when I say she's fast, I mean she has a seductive quality about her that the men find hard to resist. I like giving her the evil eye when I see her socializing in the workplace. What the heck? She can't help it. The men are captivated.
The Question Man - This guy is so bright and seems to quickly grasp difficult concepts in a comprehensive and highly technical job; and he's relatively new. He earned his name by asking questions that he has already thoroughly researched. It can be annoying and endearing. Get well soon!
Lil Kim - Like Fassie, Lil Kim balances being a college student with gainful employment. She is intelligent and oh so quiet. In other words she's absolutely nothing like the rapper!
Daughter-in-law - I picked her especially for my son. She is a no nonsense girl who doesn't take any junk from anyone. She'd be just perfect for my time-to-get-out-of-my-house son.
Aretha aka En Vouge - This girl commands respect with quiet dignity and class. She slices the rudest customers down to size and leaves them whimpering like puppies. Unfortunately most of the callers are too unintelligent to even know they've been 'dissed'.
My Child - This one earned the name because she reminds me so much of my own child. She absolutely detests that I would even say this, and that makes her more dear. She is brilliant, well-educated and knowledgeable on many subjects without being a snob. I like these qualities, because I, too, possess the same qualities; BUT I can be a real -ss about it.
My Cherie Amour - She is another of the smart young girls. She smiles and hugs me every day. I admire her greatly for successfully battling some major health challenges.
The Sisterhood:
My Sunshine - She is so dear to me and always so cheerful! Along with the other two sisters (below), she helps us to keep the young girls in line. I plan to devote a full blog just to her, because she is special to me personally.
Ms. T/Smileawhile - T came on board with her nickname already in place. She, too, spreads her own brand of cheer with her smile AND with her culinary skills.
Miss Cleo (Call me now for a psychic reading) - Don't let the nickname fool you. It has nothing to do with psychic anything. KB will have to reveal this one herself!
So you may hate the job, but find somebody to love there. It is possible. It is
'doable'. And until God moves you out, it can make that job bearable!
Peace!